About your tactics:
I would advance the theory related to the thermal nature of Venus. Quantum magnification converted through a PVC septic drain field line increases the temperature of existing micro botanical and biological cellular structure at the rate of 36 nano-grams per mm squared X the pipe distance X the velocity of the sludge segmentation rate. The precipitation of nuclear generated radio active isotope hail directed into a mud field of human waste would reveal burnt smoking butts before your scenario even gets started. Not even considering the flux dissipation of granite enriched rice impacting at terminal velocity. It looks like this:
In summary, you lose.
I would advance the theory related to the thermal nature of Venus. Quantum magnification converted through a PVC septic drain field line increases the temperature of existing micro botanical and biological cellular structure at the rate of 36 nano-grams per mm squared X the pipe distance X the velocity of the sludge segmentation rate. The precipitation of nuclear generated radio active isotope hail directed into a mud field of human waste would reveal burnt smoking butts before your scenario even gets started. Not even considering the flux dissipation of granite enriched rice impacting at terminal velocity. It looks like this:
In summary, you lose.