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45 GAP
Conversation About Beer:
Lady: Do you drink Beer?
Me: Yes
Lady: How many beers a day?
Me: Usually about 3
Lady: How much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 with a tip
Lady: And how long have you been Drinking?
Me: 20 years, I suppose
Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?
Me: Around there
Lady: If in one year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Me: Around there.
Lady: Do you know if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up intrest savings account and after accounting for compound intrest for the past
20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Me: Do you drink Beer?
Lady: No
Me: Where's your Fucking Ferrari?
Lady: Do you drink Beer?
Me: Yes
Lady: How many beers a day?
Me: Usually about 3
Lady: How much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 with a tip
Lady: And how long have you been Drinking?
Me: 20 years, I suppose
Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?
Me: Around there
Lady: If in one year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Me: Around there.
Lady: Do you know if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up intrest savings account and after accounting for compound intrest for the past
20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Me: Do you drink Beer?
Lady: No
Me: Where's your Fucking Ferrari?