Obligatory Bikini/SFW thread

[JohnAL]

I married a Yankee but after 30 years she has gotten old, fat, and cranky just like me.

 

[Fishyfingers]

Here's one for y'all
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I'm going to call her Krissy!

 

[Seanpcola]

And did some of you change your mind about people from the north.????? At least the women???

I actually changed my mind about people from the North a few years ago. I've made some pretty good friends that moved here from up north.

Now, chicks from West Virginia are another matter. I dated two. Both were absolutely gorgeous and both were absolutely loonie tunes, bat shit crazy.

 

[Aaronious45]

Now, chicks from West Virginia are another matter. I dated two. Both were absolutely gorgeous and both were absolutely loonie tunes, bat shit crazy.

They all are.
I married a Yankee too. But after a few years of being down here, she's seeing the error of her ways. She likes mullet, so I'll keep her

 

[Snow Bird]

John i'm glad for you that you said just like me at end of your post.

 

[JohnAL]

 

[gendoc]

nice butt-stock JohnAL..........:loco:

 

[sharkfetching27]

finally enough talk back to pics lol

 

[wareagle50]

I wonder if that holster will cause any unwanted wear?

 

[B52]

One thing is for sure... She is left handed..

 

[TwitchDaddy]

sorry but...them big,blobby,blasphemous,bountiful,bazoomba's of the highest possible weight,along with them Aff-can body markings,and them huge,gigantic buuuuu-tocks,don't do a damn thing for this old man.

NOW take a small/thin(110lb) in stature,red haired,green eyed,5' 7" freckle faced beauty,with NO tats,or do-dads stuck through her skin,with boobs that will fit nicely into a champagne glass,with nothing hanging over the rim,and I will surely start adoption papers in the morning. ---- SAWMAN

HAHA, Finally a fellow follower of petite women! I have never liked the big breasted anything, other than turkey or chicken. I agree, a petite gal with subtle curves, no more than a "B" cup, and I'm golden. Only difference SAWMAN, I don't mind a tattoo here or there or even a surprise piercing to spice up the mix. Kudos for exposing what OTHER men like and not just going with the Bigger the Better crowd.

 

[TwitchDaddy]

Found a pic for everyone here who is posting their chicks with guns pics.

Couldn't resist! Great job though people on the REAL deals.

 

[Aaronious45]

I like em all big or small, as long as they don't have Munson-teeth and weigh more than me

 

[Seanpcola]

I prefer them on the petit side myself. Height optional, longer the legs, the better.

 

[Seanpcola]

HAHA, Finally a fellow follower of petite women! I have never liked the big breasted anything, other than turkey or chicken. I agree, a petite gal with subtle curves, no more than a "B" cup, and I'm golden. Only difference SAWMAN, I don't mind a tattoo here or there or even a surprise piercing to spice up the mix. Kudos for exposing what OTHER men like and not just going with the Bigger the Better crowd.

This ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[TwitchDaddy]

I like em all big or small, as long as they don't have Munson-teeth and weigh more than me

too funny! Sometimes you just can't get EVERYTHING u ask for!

 

[TwitchDaddy]

I prefer them on the petit side myself. Height optional, longer the legs, the better.

I could work with that

 

[JohnAL]

I'm seeing a whole lot of talk and no examples...

 

[TwitchDaddy]

Something along these lines perhaps

 

[Seanpcola]

Something along these lines perhaps View attachment 13965

Yes, definitely along those lines.