notable famous and military quotes

[Rapier]

"Help I am a rock" repeated 80 dozen times is not only a song, it is worthy of a track on one of his albums. The only thing the Mother's of Invention ever invented was more sleep due to boredom from listning to their absolute horse shit.
Ed

 

[Bean Counter]

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable."
~ JFK

 

[Bean Counter]

I love my brother Barack Obama very much but he is a bitter disappointment.
Malik Obama

 

[wildrider666]

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable."
~ JFK

JFK would never have thought it would apply to the United States!

 

[fl57caveman]

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night
Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life

 

[fl57caveman]

"The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it." George Orwell

 

[fl57caveman]

Quote :“Have we reached the ultimate stage of absurdity where some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while other people are not held responsible for what they themselves are doing today?” —Thomas Sowell

 

[fl57caveman]

"The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time."
--- Richard Nixon

 

[fl57caveman]

"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin.
And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

The Gipper

 

[fl57caveman]

Liberal: One who tolerates all beliefs and opinions except those with which he disagrees.

 

[fl57caveman]

An old saying: If you’re a man on a beach and a beautiful woman in a bikini walks past and you don’t feel any sort of excitement or attraction, it’s not because you’re spiritual, it’s because you’re dead

 

[fl57caveman]

ZEN Teachings... (kinda sorta...)
1.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet..

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt .... then things just keep getting worse .

 

[fl57caveman]

zsa zsa gabor, dead at 99


I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Macho does not prove mucho.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ``dahling'' thing got started?

 

[fl57caveman]

old s. florida saying;


gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free..

 

[Rapier]

This first week of Trump, I can not stop smiling. It reminds me of an old Airborne saying in the 101st Airborne Div, borrowed from Gen George S Patton, commander of the 3rd Army of which the 101st Airborne was and is a part:

Lead Me, Follow Me, or get the Hell out of My Way!

 

[fl57caveman]

When asked what he thinks about General Maddog Mattis being sworn in as Secretary of Defense,
Rob O’Neill, Navy SEAL and the man who killed Bin Laden said:

"General Mattis has a bear rug in his home, but it's not dead, it's just afraid to move"

 

[fl57caveman]

The Seven Social Sins are:

Wealth without work.
Pleasure without conscience.
Knowledge without character.
Commerce without morality.
Science without humanity.
Worship without sacrifice.
Politics without principle.

 

[fl57caveman]

In the first place it is to be remembered that the general government is not to be charged with the whole power of making and administering laws. Its jurisdiction is limited to certain enumerated objects, which concern all the members of the republic, but which are not to be attained by the separate provisions of any."
—James Madison, Federalist 14 (1787)

 

[fl57caveman]

Finally, the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an ARGUMENT.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
I meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A Color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have NO idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.REALLY!!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
basebalL or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. ROUND IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.....
Pass this to as many women as you can -
To give them a bigger laugh.

 

[fl57caveman]

- Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
- Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
- Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
- Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
- Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
- Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
- War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
- Man who drives like hell is likely to get there.
- Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
- Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.