Duckyou
I don’t give a Weiner shit!
I hope you find it.
I returned from the range (ERML) one day and later received a phone call asking if I was missing a gun. my response was "God, I hope not." Fortunately it wasn't mine.
The answer to that is always YES! Let me come out and look at it to make sure it is mine.
Examine the serial number (or markings and scratches for non-serialized) then come up with a good reason why you remember the markings or the serial number.
It will be on Armslist or a pawnshop by now. I would never keep a gun I found. Ever. Bad karma.
Unless I find it in the bathroom. Good karma to keep those.