It's what's for supper

[fishingjean]

Fried deer patties, with a little soy an garlic mixed in, steamed sukiniee, an eggplant, fresh field peas !!!!! Oh yea !!!!!! Denny in pace !!!!

 

[Jerry]

Denny, We've had this discussion before. It didn't happen unless we see PICTURES!
But it does sound good!

 

[SAWMAN]

I dunno Jerry . . . are deer patties kinda like cow patties ??
Is this Denny's secret to how he gets all them nice deer. He eats deer patties . . pretty soon he starts to smell like a deer . . then he can walk right up on them and thump them with the Zebco that is attached to his Ugly Stick. --- SAWMAN

 

[Jerry]

SAWMAN, its a well known fact that he has conversations with deer. He is the Deer Whisperer!

 

[Jerry]

Heres what Denny is eating:

 

[SAWMAN]

Yep Jerry . . I see the deer "patties". They're in the 12 oclock position on the plate. Them small and round things.
Never heard that stuff referred to as "patties" although I suppose that it could make them more desireable.
I can find them "patties" all over my plot during deer season. If I had grandkids I'd put them in their Count Chockula breakfast cereal. --- SAWMAN

 

[Jerry]

Maybe we could just start calling Denny, The Count?

 

[SAWMAN]

He's extremely smart. That is probably how he sticks to a high fiber diet.
Next . . . . he will be collecting "rabbit tobacco". --- SAWMAN

 

[RidgeRunner]

Seeing how you were a Maine Guide, I'm sure you have passed some Moose turds off as Pom-Pom candies, refill the box and share, it was a hoot in school and on halloween, but you had to run fast.

 

[SAWMAN]

A lady in town that sold to a gift shop over in Rangeley used to shellac the perfectly round ones and install ear ring things in them. She made good money from the people from "away".
I used to put them in a ball jar and set them on the bar at Mike's and Doc Grants in Rangely when I was up for a S.E.R.E. school class. We'd tell the drunks they were giant Woppers (the candy) and you'd be surprised how many would eat them. Some with a favorable critique. --- SAWMAN