Hillary and Trump have a drink in a bar

[Mozella]

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and
With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart
for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies,

And taking bribes from foreign countries?

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without

The Benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it

Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months

Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole
the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

 

[Viking1204]

Yet millions of Democratic Zombies will vote for her!

 

[fl57caveman]

Hillary clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in new york to talk about the world.

After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.

"kenneth," he says.

"and what is your question, kenneth ?" she asks.

"i have three questions," he says.

"first -- whatever happened in benghazi ?

"second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts ?

"and, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were secretary of state ?"

just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume hillary says, "okay, where were we ? Oh, that's right, question time.

Who has a question ?"

a different boy -- little johnny -- puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

"johnny," he says.

"and what is your question, johnny ?" she asks.

"i have five questions," he says.

"first -- whatever happened in benghazi ?

"second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts ?

"third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were secretary of state ?

"fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early ?

"and, fifth -- where's kenneth ?"