Gang Member Dies Trying to Gold Plate his Genitals

[TennJeep1618]

http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/03/30/ms-13-gang-member-died-trying-gold-plate-genitals/

NEWS: | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 21th birthday.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.



The 21-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

Gold platting one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr Ian Joseffson

Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation”.

“This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community” he told reporters.

“I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case” he explained.

Some experts believe the tradition might find it’s roots in prehistoric Mesoamerican cultures, such as the Mayas who painted parts of their bodies with gold paint to empower themselves and as an offering to the Gods.

 

[FUPAGUNT]

Now that takes balls. He must've been nuts

 

[MarkS]

A Darwin Award Winner, just need more gangbanger to do it, let them all win Darwin Awards for removing themselves from the gene pool.

 

[Viking1204]

LMAO, natural selection at its finest!

 

[fl57caveman]

not a betting man, but I would wager he came in the country with those tats on his face...


another obumba success story....should have never gotten in, instant deportation.

 

[collectorden]

Sorry:

http://www.snopes.com/gold-member/

 

[TennJeep1618]

Sorry:

http://www.snopes.com/gold-member/

Well...one can hope.

 

[Viking1204]

I didn't see anything on that news site declaring it fictitious, just that it was viral news but you know what they say, if it's on the internet it must be true LOL!

 

[Aaronious45]

The dr warns against it...how about we tell them to do it more and we'll have less gang members

 

[JohnAL]

not a betting man, but I would wager he came in the country with those tats on his face...


another obumba success story....should have never gotten in, instant deportation.

Instant bullet to the head would be better.