Chris Mintz Defies The Age Of The Beta Male
thefederalist.com/2015/10/05/chris-mintz-defies-the-age-of-the-beta-male/
Among the survivors of the mass shooting at an Oregon community college last week is one man whose heroic actions have gained national attention. Chris Mintz, a...
The Democrats are right, there are two Americas.
The America that works, and the America that doesn’t. The America that contributes, and the America that doesn’t.
It’s not the haves and the have nots, it’s the dos and the don’ts. Some people do their duty as Americans, to obey the law and...
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:Dr. Geezers's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer...
Mods, not sure where to put this.
Found a min poodle, male, looks to be recently groomed. Pine Blossom, Willard Norris area Milton. Has a collar but no tag. Will be taking to vet to see if chipped, but if anyone is missing or knows of missing please PM me.
GENERAL:
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the...
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia.
Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean...
Scenario 1:
Old Days - Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
Today - School goes into lock down, FBI...
It says over 65, but I'm not so sure.......
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit............
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This asshole...
Mongo! You starting shit again? Win the fantasy football league and look what happens.....
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Maybe Pain Will Teach You Millenials Not To Vote For Your Own Serfdom
Kurt Schlichter
You Millenials voted for Obama by a margin of 28 percent, which will make it a lot easier for me to accept the benefits you will be paying for. We warned you that liberalism was a scam designed to take...