HughJoergan
Wiener Connoisseur
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia.
Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basketa food. She bringa davino,
some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and
open upa da luncha basket .
The conductore come aby, wagga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat
in disa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductor ewalka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in
disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina davino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina
in disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
bed.
We just about to go bada boom bada boom and the conductore, he
walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolka
Virginia !
Nofolka
Virginia !'
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."
Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basketa food. She bringa davino,
some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and
open upa da luncha basket .
The conductore come aby, wagga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat
in disa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductor ewalka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in
disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina davino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina
in disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
bed.
We just about to go bada boom bada boom and the conductore, he
walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolka
Virginia !
Nofolka
Virginia !'
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."
