I guess everyone forgot how to play cowboys and Indians, or cops and robbers? I figured everyone has at least one bandana. Fold it in half like a triangle, and channel your inner bank robber.
Besides, these face coverings are a courtesy to others, in case you are contagious and don't know it. Unless your bandana is made of N95-filter paper and sealed to your face, it won't protect you a whole lot.
Keep it simple. Why wear underwear on your head when a bandana will do the same job, with much less "ew gross" factor.
I have red, white, blue, woodland camo, and desert camo. Bandanas have helped for yard work since I was a kid, so the collection just grew.
If a gang-banger idiot wants to start something because of my clothing, he will have the rest of his short miserable life to ponder his mistake.
As for your choice of a thong, do you wear it upside down, with the butt-floss between the eyes and over the top of your head, with all strings tied off like a limp-wrist "man"-bun? We would need pictures to complete the, uh, "community public service tutorial".