This is what we need in our schools. When I was in school the coach was in charge of punishment and he had a paddle. If you were in trouble, he would ask if you wanted Ice Cream or Cake. One side of his paddle was labeled Ice Cream and the other side was Cake. It also had holes drilled in it for extra pain. I would count on three ass whippings if I got in trouble. One from coach, mom and dad.