Guy sits down at a bar and orders several doubles. Bartender replies "You look like you're drinking to forget ".
"Yea, bad day"
"Well, I'm here to listen, tell me your troubles"
"To start off, I'm extremely rich"
"What's wrong with that, sounds great to me"
"Well, I came home from the office today and found a note from my wife. She left me, took the house in the Hamptons, half my investments, furniture, you name it"
"That sucks"
"Well, that's not so bad, I still have more money than Trump, but that's not all"
"What else?"
"I was feeling depressed so I decided to fly down to the Caymens for the weekend and relax. Called my pilot and told him to get the Lear ready. As we were taking off a tire blew and we skidded off the runway, through the lights and into a ditch. No one hurt but the jet is destroyed"
"What about insurance?"
"Wife cancelled it last week without telling me. No coverage"
"Damn, that sucks, I can see why you're upset"
"That's not the end of it. After that happened I decided to continue the trip on my yacht. Got to the marina, we untied and as the captain maneuvered around he slammed into a piling, tore a hole in the side and down she went, straight to the bottom"
"Let me guess, same insurance deal"
"Yessir, total write off"
The two sit there quietly for a minute drinking. Finally the rich guy speaks up.
"Well, I did learn a lot from the day. I know how I'm going to live my life from now on".
"What are you going to do different? "
"From now on, if I fly it, float it or fuck it I'm going to rent"