Teach him to go through the doggie door Justin. Or, better yet, take him to work and give him to my wife. She'll only scream for a second. Give her time, she'll eventually babytalk it and turn it into a pet.
They are an invasive species, turned loose or got out, used in the pet trade. Fl is beginning to ban their sale, they destroy alot of native animals. Miami has an epidemic of another variety. Kill or catch and turn over to FWC, I guess.