Happy Birthday MasterChief!

[jakec]

thats funny. Clay...err Papa Clay.. you had to know it was coming when you posted that.

 

[Clay]

Sounds like someone needs a new user title, whatcha think Papa?

Love it! I figured you guys would do something wise-assy one day, but figured it would be 'headshrinker, couch warmer, nutjoblover, etc..' haha

Nice frank....dick, btw....while you took your fifth piss cause you're old as shit, I threw some ass hair in your deer meat...... Whose laughing now!?!?

 

[RackinRay]

Happy Happy Birthday!

 

[b747fp]

Love it! I figured you guys would do something wise-assy one day, but figured it would be 'headshrinker, couch warmer, nutjoblover, etc..' haha

Nice frank....dick, btw....while you took your fifth piss cause you're old as shit, I threw some ass hair in your deer meat...... Whose laughing now!?!?

One of those could be taken way out of context

 

[Clay]

One of those could be taken way out of context

Haha! Nice one!

 

[DSPLCD1]

Hey Ben,
Happy Birthday Man!!

 

[JohnAL]

Happy Birthday MasterChief!

 

[HughJoergan]

I made him homemade chicken and buttermilk waffles for breakfast, no lunch since we were so full, then had some nice fatty ribeyes with a mushroom cous cous and bacon braised brussel sprouts. AND I homemade a white chocolate raspberry cheesecake with a gingersnap crust.

Seriously WTF!!!! My wife can barely recognize the kitchen 2 out of 3 times and I have to read this!!!!

Ahhh man I don't need this crap......... :croc:

 

[Clay]

Seriously WTF!!!! My wife can barely recognize the kitchen 2 out of 3 times and I have to read this!!!!

Ahhh man I don't need this crap......... :croc:

I cook every night for my wife and kids, that said, I have no idea how the vacuum works, or how those magic boxes in the garage make the clothing smell nice again....

 

[Seanpcola]

I cook every night for my wife and kids, that said, I have no idea how the vacuum works, or how those magic boxes in the garage make the clothing smell nice again....

Here you go Clay:


CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

Registration must be completed by Monday, August 30, 2007!

NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of these subjects,
class sizes will be limited to eight (8) participants maximum!

Class 1:
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2:
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3:
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4:
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5:
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6:
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7:
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8:
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9:
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10:
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11:
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12:
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13:
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14:
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to survivors only.

 

[Seanpcola]

Classes for Women only: (Just to be fair!)

Class 1: How to have an edible dinner ready for him when he gets home after slaving all day to support you. Meets Saturday night at 7PM

Class 2: Nagging- 12 Step Program to stop being a shrill harpy. Meets Monday at 6PM in the Community Center Auditorium. Note: In case of turnout exceeding building codes, we will move the class to the Football Stadium.

Class 3: How to Put the Seat Down Without 20 minutes of complaining. Every Wednesday at Noon. PowerPoint presentations and movies included.

Class 4: Stopping him in the middle of something important and 35 other dumb things not to do. Every third Thursday at 7PM.

Class 5: How to sit quietly while he's driving. (Companion class to Men's course on Sitting quietly while she parallel parks) Mondays at 3PM.

Class 6: How to get ONLY what you need in less then 15 minutes- A Women's Guide for the Time-Insensitive Shopper. (Companion Class to Men's How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion) Meets across hall from Men's class.

Class 7: Health Watch- Dusting- It will not kill you! Tuesdays at 11AM

Class 8: Excercise class- firm up those weak forearm muscles so you can open you own jars. Friday at 12 with Stefan.

Community Center Note:
Men's Class 14: The Stove/Oven- What it is and how it is used, has been canceled. In it's alloted slot we will offer a new Women's class: How to kill spiders the quick and easy way.

 

[Clay]

Lol, too funny Sean! I could add a few to that list!

 

[FrankT]

Love it! I figured you guys would do something wise-assy one day, but figured it would be 'headshrinker, couch warmer, nutjoblover, etc..' haha

Nice frank....dick, btw....while you took your fifth piss cause you're old as shit, I threw some ass hair in your deer meat...... Whose laughing now!?!?

Actually I knew that and flossed my teeth with it!! I guess it was that secret sauce I added to your packs when you left for a bitthat will make your taste so much better!! Gotta be a MAN to hang w me!