FS: Assault Weapon and Lifetime supply of ammo – $100 shipped – No FFL

[Zeus]

For Sale: One Assault Weapon and a Lifetime supply of ammo – $100 shipped

Feinstein's worst nightmare ..........

No background check

Ships right to your door (No FFL transfer fees)

Fixed sites

Serrated bayo

Multi caliber

Easily concealable

Shoots around corners

Lifetime supply of ammo

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(Ammo may vary, newsprint, junk mail, printer paper. Ammo does not come pre chewed)

Sitting at home bored and heavily medicated due to a crushed hand. Best I could come up with on short notice... :dance:

 

[dirtysouth]

LMAO Any trades?

 

[Just Dave]

You gave me an idea, so here's my first prototype of an Ass-Salt Weapon. Likewise ammo isn't hard to find. You can get most of it at any grocery store and it will fire however many grains you want.

 

[Choppersled]

Funny stuff. Reminds me of the hidden weapons letter on dontevenreply.

 

[HughJoergan]

You're only missing one thing!!!

 

[Donkey_McWedges]

Nice!

 

[Zeus]

If I was clear headed I would have thought to paint it that "evil" rattle can black ...

I could have asked $200 then !

(life time supply of ammo subject to additional S&H charges)

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