Dear Judge DeMarco,
I am a Salvadorian member of MS-13 in this country illegally. I earn my living selling crack cocaine on the streets of Rochester. As such, I am under constant threat of violence from competitors, other gang-bangers, law enforcement and immigration officials. I am usually carrying large sums of cash, which exposes me to additional threats to my personal safety. My firearms experience and training includes my participation in gang death squads in my home country as well as popping a cap in some dumbass on the streets here when they need it. Hopefully, this explanation will satisfy your requirements and you will grant my request for a concealed carry license.
What gets me is they want a sworn affidavit of his training. You can't so much as touch a pistol in that state without a license. Their ccw training is not live fire. This is equivalent of hiring for entry level jobs but requiring 4 years of experience. That state is beyond fucked and the rest of the country isn't too far behind. This is a perfect example of why our votes are so important and why 2A groups need our support.