I made the same sacrifice to the weather gods this year. I bought a whole home Generac generator because I didn't want to hassle with my portable for any reason.
You thought the PAS Dagger strained your wallet. Protect your wallet. Don't look.
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That looks cool just to have.. I could annoy the wife by asking how many sq ft the kitchen has? Then answer before she says anything. Maybe follow up my answer with a sappy remark like "You might know the answer if you spent more time in the kitchen!" I would probably have to sleep with one...
It was really a campaign speech. You know the same one he aways does. "I hate Trump and so should you". Then there was the commie woman's exercise program and all of them dressed in white like 72 virgins waiting for selection. They were lead by Camel Toe Harris. She kept demonstrating a leg...