New deadly legos

[Duckyou]

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

BILLUND, DENMARK—LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.

babylonbee.com

I plan on adding these to my bug out bags, car bag (great for stopping other cars, large groups of rioters, etc)

I also thinking of some sort of dispensing device for the home.

 

[wildrider666]

Sabot load a Can Cannon!

 

[Jpyritz]

My oldest child is now 23 and my youngest is 8, I’ve been stepping on LEGO’s for more years then I can count and still stepping on them. My feet have evolved over the years. I now have rubber tire like feet, similar to HMMWV run flats. For all of you with non evolved feet I suggest you purchase yourselves some new house slippers. Provided below is a good start.

 

[Jpyritz]

Legos can also be a good self defense tool in a pinch.

 

[FLT]

LOL , new meaning for the term , popping one off .

 

[Jpyritz]

 

[Jpyritz]