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  • HughJoergan

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    Whats the best part of an Ethiopian blowjob?


    You know she's gonna swallow!!!
     

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    NICE!!! By the way, it took Ben and Cheryl to straighten me out on your name. I felt like such a dumb ass, good one!!
     

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    NICE!!! By the way, it took Ben and Cheryl to straighten me out on your name. I felt like such a dumb ass, good one!!

    Yea, Sean had to point it out to me also. Some of us are just slow !

    Rick
     

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    That's OK Rick. I thought the man's real first name really was Hugh for a while. I walked around with my head held low for a while after realizing the implication of his SN. Especially me, the former king of subterfuge, bait and switch, obfuscation and general treachery when it came to the fairer sex. I bow humbled and beholden to that brilliant moniker.
     

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    I'm not worthy! I JUST got it... Damn, that's funny. I don't care who ya are!
     

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    Little know fact is Hugh also loves a Dickens Cider...In the can or wide mouth is his 2 favoites
     

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    Who doesn't love a good Hot Dickens Cider!!! Have you tried the new Hard Dicken's Cider Box???

    dickensider.jpg
     

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    A man and little girl are walking into the woods. The little girl looks up at the man and says:

    "Hey Mister, I'm getting a little scared."

    The man looks down at her and replies:

    "Hey! How do you think I feel? I gotta walk out of here alone!"


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    Father of three girls btw, slip-n-slide to hell for moi'
     

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    When I saw your name as the last poster on this thread somehow I just knew it would be truly inappropriate. :laugh:

    Well, is it the PG 'inappropriate' or not?

    A bus full of catholic school girls crashes is T-boned by a cement truck. At the gates to heaven St. Peter asks each of them if they have came in contact with any part of the male anatomy as that would make them unclean. The first girl admits to touching it with her finger once, St.peter says; dip your finger in the holy water and she would be cleansed and could pass thru the gates. The next girl comes up and the admits to feeling it with her hand, St. Peter asks her to dip her entire hand into the water before entering the pearly gates. About that time a girl towards the back of the line pushes her way to the front and when asked what her rush was she exclaims, 'if I have to gargle holy water I'm damn sure doing it before Leslie sticks her ass in there'-
     

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    Well, is it the PG 'inappropriate' or not?

    A bus full of catholic school girls crashes is T-boned by a cement truck. At the gates to heaven St. Peter asks each of them if they have came in contact with any part of the male anatomy as that would make them unclean. The first girl admits to touching it with her finger once, St.peter says; dip your finger in the holy water and she would be cleansed and could pass thru the gates. The next girl comes up and the admits to feeling it with her hand, St. Peter asks her to dip her entire hand into the water before entering the pearly gates. About that time a girl towards the back of the line pushes her way to the front and when asked what her rush was she exclaims, 'if I have to gargle holy water I'm damn sure doing it before Leslie sticks her ass in there'-

    Hahahah!
     

    Stanley13

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    All I'm saying is that all ya need Jesus
     
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