A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman said she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eye got big and he said, "I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! Thats against the law! I'll lose my license and they will throw you and me into jail. Just leave and forget you ever came in here before i call the police."
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription."
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman said she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eye got big and he said, "I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! Thats against the law! I'll lose my license and they will throw you and me into jail. Just leave and forget you ever came in here before i call the police."
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription."