SAWMAN
Master
A couple of nights ago these "Christmas Creatures" showed up on a neighbors lawn. All night they kept up the racket. I suspect it was because they had electric wires inserted into different body cavities.
Santa seemed to enjoy it as he kept hollering "HO,HO,HO". Of course he could have been calling his girlfried from another "hood".
Anyway . . . there were a couple large deer like creatures that were being tortured by some kind of large collar affair. It was definately electrified because it had lights on it and I could swear that I heard them squealing. It was high pitched. Kinda like a bell.
There was also a fat white creature. I believe that he was made out of beach sand. He was all white except for the carrot that some sick bastard shoved up his nose.
They were all tied down with electric wire and were gettin' the shock treatment. After I yelled at them several times,I called the sheriff. He told me not to worry,that they would be ok. Then he asked to talk to my wife in private.
The jingleing bells and the ho-ho-hoing kept up until I had had enough. I went in and got my 300BLK and tried to end their misery,but the bullets just bounced off. Then I went and got my 416Rigby,lined them all up in the sights,and with one shot,all of them were DRT.
Here . . I'll show ya. ---- SAWMAN
Santa seemed to enjoy it as he kept hollering "HO,HO,HO". Of course he could have been calling his girlfried from another "hood".
Anyway . . . there were a couple large deer like creatures that were being tortured by some kind of large collar affair. It was definately electrified because it had lights on it and I could swear that I heard them squealing. It was high pitched. Kinda like a bell.
There was also a fat white creature. I believe that he was made out of beach sand. He was all white except for the carrot that some sick bastard shoved up his nose.
They were all tied down with electric wire and were gettin' the shock treatment. After I yelled at them several times,I called the sheriff. He told me not to worry,that they would be ok. Then he asked to talk to my wife in private.
The jingleing bells and the ho-ho-hoing kept up until I had had enough. I went in and got my 300BLK and tried to end their misery,but the bullets just bounced off. Then I went and got my 416Rigby,lined them all up in the sights,and with one shot,all of them were DRT.
Here . . I'll show ya. ---- SAWMAN