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    Thumbs Up Winter is around the corner- be carefui

    It had been snowing all night, so....

    8:00 am I made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

    8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

    8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
    I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

    9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and itís going to get worse.


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    That made me laugh, but it isn’t far from the truth.
    The only reason to disarm a man is so you can force him to do something that you couldnít force him to do if he was armed.

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    didn't even make me laugh. It made me sad real sad. i believe my day will be ruined just from reading it.
    ps: if you read the bible it will tell you whats coming next .

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    Whose bible should I read ?
    The only reason to disarm a man is so you can force him to do something that you couldnít force him to do if he was armed.

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