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  • bobinbusan

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    Early Morning Sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

    wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally sleeps in.

    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

    "You've got to make love to me this very moment!!!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought,

    "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
    right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I said: "Wow" and then asked, "What was that all about?"


    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
     
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