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  • bohica793

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    The Rat

    *A Tourist* walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While
    looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike,
    life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so
    incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the
    old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"


    "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the
    story," said the wise old Chinaman.**

    The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you
    can keep the story".

    As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed
    that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun
    following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began
    walking faster.

    A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd
    of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

    Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay . Again,
    after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now
    numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him
    faster and faster.

    Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as
    he could into the Bay.

    Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze
    rat and were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop in
    Chinatown .

    "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"

    "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
     
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