Complicated benefits question

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  • bobinbusan

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    Dear Sir,

    I have a very complicated benefits question. Many years ago,I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.

    As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.

    My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

    As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

    In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

    Sincerely yours,
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    THE ANSWER:

    Of course you qualify Mohammad! I have arranged to start mailing
    the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.

    YOURS FAITHFULLY,

    JERRY BROWN
    GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
     
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