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    fl57caveman

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    An old guy was in Costco the other day, pushing his shopping trolley around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a trolley.
    He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    young guy says,
    "That's OK.. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too
    I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
    The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says,
    "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes,
    long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.
    What does your wife look like?"
    The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."




    Most old men are helpful like that.
     

    fl57caveman

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    trump considing pulling funding for the UN, for their support of the 5000+ strong illegal caravan of migrants walking north unimpeded through mexico...coming to a neighborhood near you soon...
     

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    Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not try to blame others.

    HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT senior citizens who took:

    The melody out of music,

    The pride out of appearance,

    The courtesy out of driving,

    The romance out of love,

    The commitment out of marriage,

    The responsibility out of parenthood,

    The togetherness out of family,

    The learning out of education,

    The service out of patriotism,

    The Golden Rule from rulers,

    The nativity scene out of cities,

    The civility out of behavior,

    The refinement out of language,

    The dedication out of employment,

    The prudence out of spending,

    The ambition out of achievement or

    God out of government and school.


    And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!!

    And, we DO understand the meaning of patriotism and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

    Just look at the seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts as the American flag passes by in a parade!

    YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

    I'm the life of the party . . . even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

    I'm very good at opening childproof caps . . . with a hammer.

    I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

    I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

    I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

    I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

    I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
     

    Ross7

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    Damn this dude's got a warped sense of humor, or a death wish.:nono:

     
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